My name is Alyx. That's me up above. I'm an 18 year old from Chicago, studying in Texas. People seem to think I'm fairly nice, and at least I think I'm pretty funny. I hope you follow, and that you like my blog as much as I do.

jimsbones:

"on your left," steve calls as he laps sam once, twice, thrice around the jefferson memorial

"on your left," steve interjects when he sees nat walking towards sam

"on your left," he says weakly when he sees sam sitting to the right of his hospital bed

"on your left," steve laughs when sam can’t find his silverware at the restaurant they go to on their first date

"on your left," steve yells when he sees the terrorists running towards his wingman

"on your left," steve gasps when sam’s desperately rummaging around for the lube on the nightstand

"on your left," sam whispers when he’s finally sliding the ring onto steve’s finger

quandongcrumble:

Imagine Rhodey and Steve and Sam all hanging out and bonding over shared boot camp/military experiences, talking about asshole drill sergeants and sleeping on the ground and all of it. Deliberately sticking with the lighter topics and telling dumb military jokes.

and Tony sulking with DUM-E in the background because his boyfriend has new friends and he’s not part of the cool kids group anymore

nosdrinker:

my english teacher accused me of plagiarizing an essay i wrote about my own life

linuxusers:

charlesoberonn:

penis-hilton:

this is making me so mad

linuxusers:

charlesoberonn:

penis-hilton:

this is making me so mad

theroyaltenenblarghs:

Walk off

Zoolander VS Hansel

yonceallonhismouthlikepizza:

When a guy takes off his sweatshirt and his shirt comes off too

yonceallonhismouthlikepizza:

When a guy takes off his sweatshirt and his shirt comes off too

richarcl:

if i like u and u call someone else hot i will probably fall apart

twistedviper:

missmeaganlouise:

You know all those wonderful Conservative parents who proceed to abandon, kick out, or cut off their children for any reason (including, but not limited to a child’s sexuality)?
Well here we go:

“But if anyone does not provide for his own, and especially for those of his household, he has denied the faith and is worse than an unbeliever.”
1 Timothy 5:8 (NKJV)

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all-four-cheekbones:

shinydiscopaul:

citoyenprouvaire:

things literally everyone, regardless of gender, looks good in:

  • suits
  • lacy lingerie
  • eyeliner
  • thigh-highs
  • corsets
  • boots
  • long dramatic coats

blackfashion:

Blue, Jay Z Blue, Royal Blue?
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plasticbagvevo:

when you hear somebody talking about one of your interests

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tommypickles:

bronycon

tommypickles:

bronycon